just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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