He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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