If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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