is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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