I don't usually arrange sex via text message
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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