just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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