Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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