Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
So many bounce houses so little time
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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