I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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