nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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