I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize