Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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