So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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