Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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