you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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