so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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