i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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