I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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