She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
