member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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