Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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