Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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