I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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