do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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