Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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