you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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