you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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