If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize