We're facebook friends in real life
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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