going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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