Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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