Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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