You made me cry and you don't even care
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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