I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The best revenge is premature balding
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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