turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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