I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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