Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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