idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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