NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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