Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
