wat bout pragnant strippers??
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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