I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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