So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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