What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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