I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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