i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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