and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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