I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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