Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
as a side note pls kill me
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Randomize
