when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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