two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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