Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
This house was built for laser tag.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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